Celebrity reality TV is a community funded rehabilitation program so that B grade celebs don’t meet a drug and hotdog death. Solution for Britney: Why Yes!
The dog needs to learn to vacuum up his own bloody hair.
No matter what noise husband chooses as his alarm tone on his mobile, it will be annoying.
Magazines can breed […]
I am totally challenging fate here by writing this post. Daredevil that I am. I have not been sick for over 6 months or more. Apart from a stomach bug in Venice that passed in 24 hours that doesn’t technically count because when I look up sick in my dictionary it says cold and […]
Dear Blog,
It has been a long time. People have even stopped asking how you are. Nobody leaves comments at your doorstep. The stoop is messy and half that column is all grey with decay. I know the words are in there, and I miss our chats but time just gets away with itself.
There has […]
Is Patricia Arquette really a vampire? She seriously looks like she would love to chomp on a neck or two.
What else? I am alive somewhere here. We have started getting delivery of organic vegetables and fruit. Its a bit exciting getting this box of perfect produce. Our first box was pretty good. I enjoyed […]
The taxi driver conversation is a small atom of time never to be repeated yet so perfectly contained. The passenger gets in, the driver takes him/her to the destination and in the middle a sort of trust is built and just as quickly discarded as the meter is paid.
One particular night, going across town […]
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